Score: 10

"Best damn flash I've seen in a very long time."

submission: Jeremie's MARIO

date: August 30, 2006

The headline says it all. I've been waiting for someone to have the balls and the know-how to do a flash like this. Not to mention the fact that when our dear Mario Vega (or however you'd see it) was beating the Goomba to hell, it reminded me of the scene in Sin City where ole' Bruce said "After awhile I was pounding chunks of wet skull into the floorboards." And I've never heard Misirlou used better in any media whatsoever other than the film itself than you did here. 10, 5, and Favorite.

Score: 8

"MUCH better!"

submission: Zombie Survival Training

date: July 11, 2006

A definite better submission than "The Robot and the Retard." For your second portal submission, I give a round of applause, but to keep my reputation, it's a short one. Nice work!

Score: 10

"Applause, infinitely."

submission: Upstairs

date: June 30, 2006

This is the BEST flash I've seen since Bitey of Brackenwood, and I would even go as far as to say that it tops that. This transcends many levels and you are truly a gifted animator. Simply wonderful.

Score: 8

"Had me in stitches"

submission: Cvania IV - Whip It

date: June 22, 2006

The first time I saw it I was laughing pretty damn hard. Nice combination, very orgiginal, I don't think anybody else thought of this one. Nice work!

Score: 4

"Slightly, and not much better"

submission: Sticky Note

date: April 7, 2006

I'm giving a ten for graphics to anyone who has the paitience to work with stop-motion, but as for the rest... it's pretty average stuff. It made me smile inside the first couple hits, but then you overdid it. Maybe with better gags, like *OMG! He just attached a boat onto the back! Double-whammy!* or something that could build on it, it would be better. But most your other content has always been choice humor.

Score: 3

"Not the worst flash I've ever seen, but..."

submission: -The Vampire Squad-

date: April 7, 2006

It's hard to rationalize just what the hell that was. The funny (and frightening thing) was that I've actually seen worse. I agree with the previous review about giving it a story, and actually carrying the lyrics throughout would be a good idea, too. Currently, it sounds like one of the vampires is being restrained and having multiple flaming needles pushed through all of its limbs. Then again, I've never been big on death metal (Or whatever that was).

Solid flash, and like I said, I've seen worse. All I can really say is keep working. Luck!

Score: 10

"Man, did I love it"

submission: Vampire Hunter INA

date: April 5, 2006

It's been awhile since I've seen someone take Flash to the extreme that it can do. The fact that the gore wasn't limited to crappy blood spray alone makes this an awesome submission. The vocal expression could use a little work, it almost seems robotic, but the submission itself more than made up for everything!

Score: 10

"Pure greatness"

submission: Red Riding Hood

date: April 5, 2006

*laughs* That was beautiful. In every aspect. I love it when the old versions of fairy tales are taken into new perspective.

By the way, when my Mom walked by and heard "eating her Mother's flesh," she simply said "Oh, God," and I told her "Mom, they're called 'Grimm's' Fairy Tales for a reason."